{"product_id":"chainmail-shorts","title":"Chainmail shorts","description":"\u003cp\u003eI made a pair of chainmail shorts for coachella 2025, which I love. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eI would warn anyone considering buying\/wearing these that they are 7kg (stainless steel), which translates in a lot of pressure on your hips to stay up! Indeed, you may not be able to wear these if you don't have enough curve with your hips, the force goes up with 1\/sin(theta), with theta the difference in angle from vertical to the angle of your curve, so the force approaches infinity at 0 hip curvature.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe price is an estimate, but contact me so that we can discuss any style changes, and how we can go about making it fit well.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem class=\"eujQNb\" data-complete=\"true\" aria-owns=\"action-menu-parent-container\"\u003eMade-to-order: Please allow ~2 months for production\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThey have Paris Hiltons personal approval :D \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Hayden Muscat","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44843475107874,"sku":null,"price":3000.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0861\/4628\/5602\/files\/Screenshot2026-02-18at3.30.06pm.png?v=1771396218","url":"https:\/\/haydenmuscat.com\/products\/chainmail-shorts","provider":"Hayden Muscat","version":"1.0","type":"link"}